CATHERS FIRST ATTORNEY

   AFTER A VERY BUSY SUMMER IN 2005, THEN HURRICANE KATRINA AND " RED DANGER TAPE " I WAS HOPEFUL THINGS WOULD SETTLE DOWN. I HAD FOUR DAYS OFF IN OCTOBER BETWEEN THE END OF ONE JOB AND THE START OF ANOTHER AND ON DAY ONE I GET A LETTER FROM AN ATTORNEY.
   OCTOBER 14, 2005

   MR.  WUJCIK

       PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO CONTACT YOU BY YOUR NEIGHBORS, WILLIAM & TRACY CATHERS. THEY HAVE SHOWN ME PICTURES OF A DRIVEWAY WHICH YOU HAVE BEEN USING ON THE PROPERTY. WHILE I REALIZE THE DRIVEWAY HAS BEEN THERE FOR A LONG TIME YOU MUST KNOW THAT YOU ARE RESTRICTED IN THE USE OF THAT DRIVEWAY TO THE EXACT AREA THAT YOU WERE USING BEFORE. THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE EXPANDED THE DRIVEWAY GREATLY MAKES IT A VIOLATION OF ANY RIGHT-OF-WAY OR EASEMENT WHICH YOU MAY HAVE OBTAINED. THEREFORE, IT IS NECESSARY THAT YOU REMOVE THE BLACKTOP PAVING IN THE AREA THAT YOU HAD NOT BEEN USING PREVIOUSLY. YOU MUST LIMIT YOUR USE OF THE DRIVEWAY EXCLUSIVELY TO THE AREA THAT YOU HAD USED WHEN IT WAS NOT PAVED AND NOT THE EXPANDED AREA. AFTER YOU REMOVE THE BLACKTOP IT WILL ALSO BE NECESSARY FOR YOU TO LAY GRASS AND MULCH SINCE YOU MUST RETURN THE EXPANDED AREA TO THE WAY IT WAS BEFORE. YOU MAY CONTINUE TO USE THE OTHER AREA THAT YOU HAVE BEEN USING SINCE YOU HAVE FOR SUCH A LONG PERIOD. THE EXPANDED AREA MUST BE RETURNED TO THE CONDITION IT WAS PRIOR TO THE BLACKTOPPING.
                                                                                                 VERY TRULY YOURS

   OK, THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?   THE DRIVEWAY WAS REPAVED IN 2002, IT'S 2005.